1. "Don't give them money. They'll only spend it on booze."
2. "If you do the work first, you'll have time to enjoy yourself later on."
3. "Ignore them and they'll go away."
4. "Smile, and the world smiles with you."
5. "I only have your best interests at heart."
6. "This will hurt me more than it hurts you."
7. "You're never too old for a hiding."
8. "Boys will be boys."
